We Are Not a Glum Lot AA Recovery Greeting Card
Straight from the Big Book — and honestly, truer than ever.
A Victorian-style engraving portrait surrounded by ornate borders, paired with the classic AA phrase in bold blackletter type: "We Are Not a Glum Lot." Dry, deadpan, and completely on-brand for anyone who's laughed their way through a share or found themselves grinning at a meeting they weren't sure they wanted to attend. For the folks who get it.
DETAILS
• 5×7 inches — standard greeting card size
• 111 lb matte cover stock with triple coating
• Intentional offset fold for easy opening
• Minimal glare finish
• White sealable envelope included
• Blank inside — ready for your message
PERFECT FOR
• Sobriety anniversaries & milestones
• Sponsor & sponsee gifts
• AA, NA, and Al-Anon celebrations
• Meeting gifts & daily recovery reminders
Shipping
Free shipping on all U.S. orders over $50. Orders under $50 ship at a calculated rate based on size and destination — you'll see the exact cost at checkout.
We also ship internationally. International orders typically arrive within 15–25 business days depending on your location and customs processing.
Estimated delivery times:
- Production: 2–5 business days (made to order)
- U.S. shipping: 3–8 business days after production
- Total U.S. delivery: 5–13 business days
- International delivery: 15–25 business days
Each piece is made to order — printed, produced, or cut just for you. This process helps us keep waste low and quality high, which means your item takes a little extra time to create, but it's worth it. You'll receive tracking info as soon as your order is ready to ship.
If you don't see a shipping confirmation, check your spam folder first — then reach out to us.
Returns
We take our low-waste mission seriously, so our return policy reflects that. But don't worry — we've got your back for the important stuff.
No-fee returns and replacements for:
- Damaged items
- Wrong product sent
- Manufacturing defects
- Item significantly different from the listing
In any of these cases, we'll send a replacement or issue a full refund at no cost to you. No hassle, no runaround.
All other returns or exchanges:
- Subject to a 25% handling fee
- Buyer is responsible for return shipping
- Sizing issues? Please check the size chart on each product page before ordering
Because our products are made to order specifically for you, we cannot accept returns for buyer's remorse or change of mind.