Terminally Hip Fatally Cool T-Shirt
★ ABOUT ★
The Terminally Hip Fatally Cool design brings a dry, knowing sense of humor to recovery style. It’s for the people who can laugh at old attitudes, recognize themselves in the joke, and keep moving forward. A little irreverence, a little self-awareness, and a whole lot of life on the other side.
★ DETAILS ★
• Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee designed for comfortable everyday wear
• Soft, lightweight fabric with an easy, broken-in feel
• Solid colors use 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors use cotton-polyester blends
• Easy unisex fit for meetings, conventions, coffee runs, road trips, and everyday life
• Side-seamed construction helps the shirt keep its shape over time
• Shoulder taping adds durability where it's needed most
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Machine wash cold and tumble dry low
• Available in colors selected to best complement each design
★ PERFECT FOR ★
• Recovery meetings
• Conventions and roundups
• Everyday recovery life
• People who like their recovery humor a little sharp
• Recovery friends who will get the joke
★ COMMON QUESTIONS ★
What shirt is this printed on?
The design is printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee.
Will every design come in every color?
No. Colors are selected individually to complement each design and may vary from one listing to another.
How does it fit?
The Bella+Canvas 3001 has an easy unisex fit. Review the size chart included with the listing before ordering.
How should it be washed?
Machine wash cold, inside out when possible. Tumble dry low. Do not dry clean.
Shipping
Free shipping on all U.S. orders over $50. Orders under $50 ship at a calculated rate based on size and destination — you'll see the exact cost at checkout.
We also ship internationally. International orders typically arrive within 15–25 business days depending on your location and customs processing.
Estimated delivery times:
- Production: 2–5 business days (made to order)
- U.S. shipping: 3–8 business days after production
- Total U.S. delivery: 5–13 business days
- International delivery: 15–25 business days
Each piece is made to order — printed, produced, or cut just for you. This process helps us keep waste low and quality high, which means your item takes a little extra time to create, but it's worth it. You'll receive tracking info as soon as your order is ready to ship.
If you don't see a shipping confirmation, check your spam folder first — then reach out to us.
Returns
We take our low-waste mission seriously, so our return policy reflects that. But don't worry — we've got your back for the important stuff.
No-fee returns and replacements for:
- Damaged items
- Wrong product sent
- Manufacturing defects
- Item significantly different from the listing
In any of these cases, we'll send a replacement or issue a full refund at no cost to you. No hassle, no runaround.
All other returns or exchanges:
- Subject to a 25% handling fee
- Buyer is responsible for return shipping
- Sizing issues? Please check the size chart on each product page before ordering
Because our products are made to order specifically for you, we cannot accept returns for buyer's remorse or change of mind.