Dry humor at its finest. Pun intended.
"Eventually every alcoholic will have their last drink. Those of us in AA get to talk about ours." Soft watercolor abstract background, clean typewriter-style font — the contrast makes it land perfectly. Send it for a soberversary, a milestone chip, or just because it's true and it's funny and we're not a glum lot.
DETAILS
- 5×7 inches — standard greeting card size
- 111 lb matte cover stock with triple coating
- Intentional offset fold for easy opening
- Minimal glare finish
- White sealable envelope included
- Blank inside — ready for your message
PERFECT FOR
- Sponsor & sponsee gifts
- Sobriety anniversaries & milestones
- AA, NA, and Al-Anon celebrations
- Meeting gifts & daily recovery reminders
Shipping
Free shipping on all U.S. orders over $50. Orders under $50 ship at a calculated rate based on size and destination — you'll see the exact cost at checkout.
We also ship internationally. International orders typically arrive within 15–25 business days depending on your location and customs processing.
Estimated delivery times:
- Production: 2–5 business days (made to order)
- U.S. shipping: 3–8 business days after production
- Total U.S. delivery: 5–13 business days
- International delivery: 15–25 business days
Each piece is made to order — printed, produced, or cut just for you. This process helps us keep waste low and quality high, which means your item takes a little extra time to create, but it's worth it. You'll receive tracking info as soon as your order is ready to ship.
If you don't see a shipping confirmation, check your spam folder first — then reach out to us.
Returns & Exchanges
We take our low-waste mission seriously, but we also want you to love your Recovery Swag!
Damaged, Defective, or Incorrect Items
If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 7 days of delivery. Include your order number and a clear photo of the issue.
We'll provide a replacement or full refund at no additional cost to you. This protection also applies to personalized items.
Sizing or Change of Mind
Sometimes things just don't work out! We accept eligible returns and exchanges under the following conditions:
- Contact us within 7 days of delivery.
- Items must be unused and in their original condition.
- A 25% handling fee applies.
- Customers are responsible for return shipping.
- Personalized items are not eligible for sizing or change-of-mind returns or exchanges.
Please email howdy@RecoverySwag.com before sending anything back.
For additional information, visit our Shipping & Returns page.